Category Archives: N64

Duke Nukem 64 is yet another instalment in the wondrous adventures of Duke Nukem, Earth’s best gun totin’, gum chewin’, alien killin’ hero. After returning from single-handedly destroying an alien empire, he crash-lands on earth, which is infested by alien hybrids! Duke must blast his way through tons of aliens, puzzles, and general danger. Along the way, he has to save “babes” which are basically just women who have been restrained by the aliens in some way.

The gameplay in Duke Nukem is great, and easily the best aspect of the game. It’s full of action from start to finish, and there is a large amount of violence(enough to make Giovanni go “ewwwwww” and look away).

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armymen

This game is part of a long series by 3DO, which is about plastic army men come to life. It’s is one of my favourites, and the story is as follows. You take control of some southern colonel, who is the best of the best when it comes to helicopters. You have to fly and shoot your way through tan forces, bugs, sprinlers, roman candles, and tons of other stuff, in order to claim victory for the green. All you have to do this is your trusty helicopter, which can be upgraded. It comes fully stocked with machine guns, napalm, missles, rockets, and a ridiculous amout of other explosives. Oh, and you also have some useless computer ally who dies right away.

The gameplay is very good, and really holds your attention. There is a lot of action, and you almost never stop shooting, seeing as there are so many enemies. Luckily, you can move pretty fast, and it’s not too hard to avoid fire.

The levels are also pretty varied, so you won’t just have to blow up some tans over and over, or see the same garden 10 times. The game starts out at a normal difficulty, and gradually gets harder. Luckily, it doesn’t go too far, so you won’t be shooting the screen or anything. Also, said screen can sometimes be too cluttered, and the scenery gets in the way a bit, because it’s hard to tell what is at the same height as you. Sometimes you’ll run into a freaking flower, or some grass. But, the game is too fast paced and entertaining for you to really notice. The difficulty overall is probably “normal.”

The graphics are very mediocre, and are the game’s weakest point, which is surprising, because it’s for N64. Anyway, everything is bland, and the scenery doesn’t look very good. It’s sometimes hazy or blurry, and I’ve noticed a few spots of nothingness around hills and bottoms of trees. The only thing that looks good is your helicopter, which is obviously focused on in order to distract from the rest of the game. It doesn’t work well, because you have to look for the small, blandly coloured enemies, which are sometimes exactly the same colour as the mountains or snow. Finally, anything with legs moves a little bit….jittery, and the many bugs in game look like they have been put on fast forward.

The sound is quite good, and is pretty impressive, seeing as a lot of 3DO games have terrible sound. The gunfire, explosions, and other prominent warfare sounds are very realistic, and there are no spots where events and sound don’t match up. Unfortunately, the music is not very good, and is usually covered up by the sound of helicopter blades. The music is annoying, and repeats a lot, with little variety between levels. Otherwise, the game has a good sound feature.

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